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let’s just throw in a few ideas out there for the new government ad campaign:

dude in an office-barong (you know what i mean..) takes time off in the middle of fleecing a hapless mrt commuter to give an interview; "..Ay, oo naman.. dati puro mga 5110 lang, swerte na 3210 saka 8210..saka puro discman pa ‘nun. ngayon halos everyday na yung ipod, ok yung bagong nano, ha? cute sha… shempre mga phone nitong mga ‘to, ang tataray na, may P1, o kaya puro n-series..mababa na 2.0 megapixels yung camera, tapos tigda-dalawa pa kasi may mga dala pang para sa Sun (victim pipes in from the background "..oonga..")..may mga gumagamit na din ng iPhone pero di pa ko nakakatiyempo.. so masasabi ko talaga, Ramdam Ko Ang Pag-Asenso.."

gold-digger toting a fendi handbag takes a break from raiding greenbelt 4 and goes "..Dati si congressman sakto lang magpa-allowance.. greenhills lang, ganun, glorietta… pinaka-ok na pag rustan’s ang natutuntong ko.. saka corolla lang ride ko ‘nun, malayo na ang boracay na booking namin ni Rep..ngayon, nakasubaybay ako sa news, kasi pag may reklamo na naman sa malakanyang o may kabalbalang kinasasangkutan si presidente, awww, siguradong madami na namang pera ang papa koh..unprecedented nga itong bigayan na ‘to ng incentive, kahit panahon ni erap hindi pa ganito..kita mo ang english ko, ha? natutunan ko yan kahapon sa class, in-enroll kasi ako ni big papi, e..kaya magpapatotoo ako, day.. Ramdam Ko Ang Pag-Asenso.."

13-year-old beggar goes "..kahit papaano yung nasa basurahan ngayon mas masarap kesa dati. kaso nga lang ang dami nang kaagaw..paking syet, Ramdam Ko Ang Pag-Asenso.."

still funny?

kung kailangan mo pa magpa-commercial nang ganito, di lalo lang ibig sabihin na naglolokohan lang tayo.

para namang pag problemado ka o broken-hearted di ka humihirit ng "..okey lang ako, promise, okey lang ako.."..but it’s more like reciting to yourself in those moments of self-examination ‘di ako naiinggit’ o ‘masaya ako ngayon..masaya ako ngayon..’

a few days ago i slipped into racking my brain about this whole ‘economic growth’ crap… i’m guessing that somehow they found a way to manipulate the numbers to make it look like we’re moving up to cover how much we’re being pulled down in murky shit.

and yesterday JP Morgan backed me up with this.

siyempre sa inquirer meron din. nakakatawa ang depensa ni merceditas. pihado aral kay justice secretary ‘to. bibong-bibo rin e.

hay naku. makulimlim pa, nakakadagdag sa pagka-badtrip ko na natalo na ang celtics kahapon.

ok na din. maganda na naman ang hirit ni KG. maganda naman talaga humirit itong si idol. parang nung huling cover article niya sa SLAM:

"..I understand what it is to work, and I think that’s why you gravitate toward my work ethic. If you ever want to see if someone’s a hard worker, give ‘em a boatload of money and see if he still works hard. I’m probably not the best player in this league, but I work really, really hard. I work really hard, and I know this. That’s one thing can’t nobody say about me: that he doesn’t work hard. And I’ll lean my hat on that every day."

o, ha?

so there. this fax just came in this morning. "i’m back, motherfuckaz."

———

You
Are still a whisper on my lips
A feeling at my fingertips
That’s pulling at my skin

You
You leave me when I’m at my worst
Feeling as if I’ve been cursed
Bitter cold within

Days go by and still I think of you
Days when I couldn’t live my life without you
Days go by and still I think of you
Days when I could live my life without you
Without you
Without you
Without you

You are still a whisper on my lips
A feeling at my fingertips
That’s pulling at my skin

You leave me when I’m at my worst
Feeling as if I’ve been cursed
Bitter cold within

Days go by and still I think of you
Days when I couldn’t live my life without you
Without you.

Days go by and still I think of you
Days when I couldn’t live my life without you
Days go by and still I think of you
Days when I couldn’t live my life without you
Without you
You.

                    -"Days Go By", Dirty Vegas

R.I.P. Tito Fred, Trick, Dach, Daddy Dom