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The Piper’s Calling You To Join Him

August 7th, 2006 by epoyz

diced talong.

that’s right, diced talong.

boys, try saying that aloud without cringing, or without making an involuntary twitch, or having "ouch" flash in your brain in big red letters as you’re saying it. or just try saying it flat out without wincing or freezing. come on.

di ba?

the reason for this whole discourse is that i’ve been doing this single guy meal for so long (penne rigate, chunky italian sauce from the can, parmesan cheese and fried diced talong) but just recently caught myself saying  this integral ingredient out loud. then my knees suddenly buckled. i tried saying it out loud again, and i kind of felt a tinge of discomfort and choked up a bit. the third time my wily willy wailed out in protest.

some of my women friends asked us guys if getting kicked in the family jewels really hurt and i told them this: try mock-kicking or mock-punching someone in the balls and most likely he will keel over even though you didn’t connect. or just threaten a dude that you’re gonna punch his special place and you’ll see that almost-imperceptible-to-the-untrained-eye cringe. then he will instinctively cup his hands to protect the "groinal" area…

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oh-kay. just getting that out in the open. men are sissies. and i’m an ass.

"..Spin me some sad story
   Sell me some excuse
   To help me understand the things you do
   ’Cause the way you treat your lovers
   Well I just can’t relate
   Well where’d you learn to shoot your gun so straight?

   Oh baby won’t you cry?
   Show me there are some tears behind your eyes
   Oh baby won’t you cry?
   Show me there’s a hurt behind your eyes.."

             -"Shoot Your Gun", 22-20s from 22-20s

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kung di pa ba naman talaga halatang-halata ito, e, ewan ko na lang. Live reporting of the committee on justice’s hearings on the impeachment complaints against President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo are now forbidden. these fuckers, a really shameless lot, no?

o ayan na, harap-harapan nang sinasabi na ang tatanga natin. NR pa rin?

i caught clips of this freak show last night in the news, and saw that a fight almost broke out. aba e kung ako ang nandun magpapa-umpisa talaga ako ng rambol, and i’m taking a whole lot of these assholes down with me.

and the arguments, oh the arguments…elibs talaga ako sa mga nagtitiyagang lumaban para sa ‘tin. the affront to one’s intellectual capacities in these proceedings is just..it’s just too.. man, i can’t even put it in words.

shameless, shameless, shameless, shameless.

"They will find neither justice nor a future here..", Conrado de Quiros told his readers in this installment of his column. he’s recommending that we either take to the hills or go abroad. damn, if we can’t correct all this i will seriously consider packing my shit and just go away. but i’m willing to stay until the bitter end. bahala na.

aside from that, i’m still waiting for mr. de Quiros to finally reach the end of his wits. even i can’t believe we’re just letting things like these go on unchecked. brod, tingin ko bigla na lang mag-aamok itong si sir conrad, e. feel ko lang, ha? dapat may live coverage nun, if ever, no? compelling reality TV, that would surely be.. if he agrees to take a flame thrower ( o kahit gulok lang..) to malakanyang or kahit sa congress, i’m sure mark burnett will sign him up..

and here he gives tribute to my idol, the real bicolano superman. yung mababait talaga maaga kinukuha ni Lord. sayang lang, now somebody else needs to step up.

i felt really bad that i wasn’t able to catch a glimpse of the fab 5 when they visited the country. yes, inaamin ko: i’m really fascinated with carson kressley. pareho kasi sila kumilos at magsalita ng barkada kong si joel, and i really miss him. i miss you, baklah!! huhuhu…

eherm, eherm..

and it would have been really great if they shot an episode here, siyempre featuring a hapless pinoy bachelor who has no idea of what he’s doing. na-imagine ko pa tuloy kung kunwari ako yun, i’m sure they’ll have a field day trying to fix me: i dress like a twelve-year-old boy (always in t-shirt, shorts and basketbal shoes, minsan may cap, minsan wala…), my room looks like a nike park stock room, i have a lot of monobloc chairs, my diet consists of bacon, eggs, pasta, chips and bread, and i’m voluntarily bald. culture? i took my mom to watch miss saigon once (third row, kaso rightmost seat.. was really bummed to be placed there, but when lea salonga started changing her clothes thirty feet from me, biglang naging sulit na yung ticket…) and that was it. i only dance when i’m trying to make people laugh, and i only go out for basketball. so tingin nyo, pwede ba ako i-queer eye?

di siguro. saka baka sumobra pag e enjoy ko e bigla pang mapa-join ako sa kanila..

i read somewhere that j.k. rowling may be planning to kill harry potter in the seventh book. hay naku, sana nga, dapat nga nung book 5 tsinugi na ‘yun, noh? nakakainis. arte, sobra. swerte lang siya nasa title lagi pangalan niya..

basta wag niya lang gagalawin si ron, ok na ‘ko. and i hope he scores on the last book, para sumaya naman si hermione.. nyehehehehe.. sa quidditch, ha? di ba goalie siya dun? tsktsk…dudumi ng utak nyo, grabe..

kalahatian na ng august. tapos septemBER na. sabi nga ni Bono: "and the days, days, days, run way like horses over the hills…". makapagipon na at dalawampu na yata ang inaanak ko..

"There’s a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.."

            -"Stairway To Heaven", Led Zeppelin from Led Zeppelin

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