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December 11th, 2005 by epoyz

"Hey, hey, something’s different in my world today
well they changed all my traffic signs to a brighter yellow.."

                             -"Curbside Prophet" , Jason MrAZ

anyone notice that whenever you work harder at something, the more you’re bound to mess things up? the more you realize how hard you’re working, the reward/results you get doesn’t seem to add up? that outside factors just seem to get through the smallest of seams and you end up working harder than ever? been going through this feeling a whole lot lately, and it just plain sucks ass. but i know i don’t have the right to complain about anything, and i reasoned maybe this is happening because there’s a lesson in there somewhere, some shit like that, and i deserve all these because there were a lot of times that i slacked off and got away with more than i rightfully deserve. so there. knowing i can’t bitch and moan, i blogged.

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gotta stay positive, everyone. there’s a joke in there somewhere, and laughter is on its way.

included among the GQ men of the year (the issue with that jen cover) is steve nash, the 2005 nba MVP. i loved the article that came with it, how this regular guy won it over the rest of the league. in the midst of all the argument if he deserved the award or not, here’s my take: this most improbable of MVPs is the most deserving awardee in the EpoyzBook. watch him play and you’ll understand. i’d show tapes of his play to kids instead of slam dunk highlight reels. the way he carries a team is just beautiful. and he’s currently proving the haters wrong. AND he still stays humble while humbling all them fuckers. validay-zhun, bitchaz.

and knowing dude from way back, i just know he didn’t enjoy that photo shoot. i read somewhere that he only has two pairs of jeans and almost always just wears jeans and t-shirts. this while he was apparently dating liz hurley. did you know that SLAM wrote an article on him and ran a closeup photo of him with a booger hanging down his nose? they all got a good laugh out of it.

they never finished taping the 3rd season, but they’ll be showing some of it anyway. yep, chappelle’s show will be back.

aaaaaand we’re SEAGames Champions again. i have to admit that i had doubts that we’ll do good in the games. good thing i was wrong, and the athletes played their hearts out for us. playing in front of countrymen, friends and family really boosted their performance. i salute all the filipinos who made this possible. we salute you and we glorify you for doing this improbable achivement. never mind the gloria-fying, just tell her to fuck off.

just hated how abs-cbn lapped up the popularity of orange and lemons’ "pinoy ako" during the games to further promote their ongoing pinoy big brother hullabaloo and shit. yech.

just finished watching The Grinch and marveled how jim carrey’s performance still makes me laugh out loud. i say this is the most tailored-fit part for jim ever.

if things aren’t working out for me basketball-wise, at least the wolves are getting on the same page and runnin’ it like it was 2003. way to go, KG. oh, and they won again today, beating the lakers at home to stay unbeaten in december. i hope i didn’t jinx it.

if i’m not making sense a lot more than usual, it’s because i’m going crazy over listening to YesFM. see, my room is right beside the work area of our shop, and i wake up every damn morning to blaring jokes and jingles and freaking covers of rehashed-to-death songs. of course i can’t make the boys turn down their music and station of choice, i think those three have a union or something. i can’t risk a CBA renegotiation now. so for the meantime i have to endure the endless "mula nang makilala ka ako ay napaakit mo…" every 2 songs or so (they also make different "artists" soup this up and belt their own skin-crawling versions..imagine janno gibbs and ogie alcasid doing it if you haven’t heard), and the injected joke time in between. want a sample? " ’sabi ng madre kay padre matapos silang magtalik: father, paano po pag nabuntis ako?’ padre:’ bahala na ang nasa taas..’  pedro:’ hoy, wala akong kinalaman jan, nanonood lang ako…’". ok, ok, i sort of like some of the jokes, maybe 1 out of 10 that they dish out. but when you catch yourself humming their fucking annoying jingle  in the elevator or while browsing at powerbooks, you just know something is seriously wrong with you. feels like radiation poisoning or something. maybe one of these days i’ll get up from bed, head straight to their area, pick up a steel bar and beat the crap out of that fucking stereo. if i go crazy enough i swear i will do it. if i catch myself singing that Hale song again i just might need to end all this. i may just have to convice them that i was sleepwalking.

speaking of cra-zy..

"In a heaven of people there’s only some want to fly
Isn’t that crazy?"

         -"Crazy", Seal

that’s crazy.

crazy.

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