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wednesday the 13th

July 13th, 2005 by epoyz

zhwing blah blah yada yada 30,000 people blah yak yak PGMA resignation bleep slop crappa crappy crapfest makati CBD. blech yak blabbidy crap and more crap susan roces crappity blah blah. united politicians bullshit snot crapola at 9pm crap crapping from the bull’s holey mondo yadaka yak. insert more crap here and here. and more shit. a whole damn steaming pile of it.

may sakit si papah…

i’m looking to replace my gym earphones. i’m looking for a more “noticeable” set. see, they’re black and really small, plus i let the wires dangle from my ears to my back to the inside of my shirt to be connected to an mp3 player that is concealed beneath the sleeve of my shirt. so no one readily notices that i’m listening from a player. i’m used to be okay with this, until all sorts of shit started happening while i’m working out.

i have Rage Against The Machine, some Eminem, Pearl Jam and other heavy rock and hiphop tunes in there, so when i crank it up i am in my own world. me, my motivation music, the weights…you just go there and work your tail off.

problem is during exercises and in between sets i tend to mouth some of the lyrics, and some dude will be looking my way, our eyes will meet while i’m going “..go to sleep, bitch..die,motherfucker,die.. time’s up, bitch, close your eyes..”, well.. you know. good thing they notice my earphones before anything escalates, then i’ll see the relief in their eyes that they won’t have to beat the crap out of me.

one time i needed an extra push while i was running on the treadmill, my mind was telling me to give up finishing my whole course and “killing in the name” was on. i was pushing myself while muttering under my breath “fuck you i won’t do what you tell me…fuck you i won’t do what you tell me..” . it worked, finished my time and was proud of myself for not giving up, but i may have been singing along with zach a bit louder because the middle-aged lady in the next machine was giving me her most potent disapproving look while i was stretching and cooling down. Dios mio.

the trouble with using earphones is sometimes you get absorbed into this whole other world, where you are in a music video and you’re the star. you know, walking out of the house to go to school or to work while “bittersweet symphony” accompanies your every step.. i once fell asleep with my earphones on and i dreamt i was jon bon jovi alone in a western clifftop setting singing “blaze of glory”..

and when you have them on too loud it messes with your “muttering monologue”. once i thought i was muttering my comments about a particularly shapely lady doing her thing on the stepper until i noticed that the girl beside me was none too pleased with my “that’s right, baby, work that ass..” musing over a 98% volumized Shaggy tune. whoops.

and the tunes in these gyms, man.. well, they’re wack. i’m sure the reason one time people were casting horrified glances at me was they thought i was smolderingly intense in internalizing “barbie girl” in between chest presses. i was stomping my foot and nodding my head, man. they didn’t know i had franz ferdinand on. dammit.

missed the Live 8 concert series, but this site helped me catch up.

and if you are waiting for friday to come (stop wishing your life away..) and you’re getting desperate for some time wasting, play some good ol’ japanese besoboru homerun derby. plus the mini-golf link that i posted earlier.

the maroons will try their luck against the archers tomorrow. can’t say that i’m amped for the game. but i’ll be watching, rubbing my chin..

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3 Responses to ' wednesday the 13th '

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  1.   Norren said,

    on July 13th, 2005 at 6:36 pm

    bro -

    i never knew you really were a brotha’. this blog is way too funny. more funny than the way you look. ha-ha.

    have fun. love ya.

    sistah

  2.   Norren said,

    on July 13th, 2005 at 6:37 pm

    more funny -> funnier. whateva.

    me ageyn.

  3.   Mark said,

    on July 14th, 2005 at 9:24 am

    for an energy boost, add mo yung song na “aint no holla back girl”. haha, wag mo nga lang lalakasan ang pagsabay mo sa kanta.

    what the heck is a holla back girl?

    kiss my shit

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