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July 19th, 2005 by epoyz

a storm is brewing. my heart is heavy and my soul is burdened. something evil is coming, i just feel it in the air around me. my skin is prickly, i find myself having a shortness of breath as i’m typing this, and cold sweat is starting to form in my forehead. now i’m deeply agitated and both my legs are shaking uncontrollably.

you’re right. excuse me…

oh-kay. nothing much today, we’re still sinking down the depths of despair and this steady decline is probably ahead of schedule. grrr-reat. trapos and youngbloods jockeying for position for the juiciest government spots soon as shit hits the fan, no end to meaningless discussions and debates, plus the never-ending search for a selfless, incorruptible, saint of a leader for this country ( yeah, right, that person will be voted into office, and the new cabinet will be headlined by the ninja kids, enteng kabisote and captain barbell..). sometimes i just wish God would just hit the “restart” button or ctrl-alt-delete this shit and start over. looks like hitting esc won’t do it.

want to know my opinion? i seriously hope you do not…

but i will tell you how shit can snowball into one huge turdglobe.

imagine two lanes of traffic going in the same direction, approaching a single lane bottleneck. everything is orderly, with the two lines alternating vehicles into that one lane. then a fellow filipino driver decides to be an asshole and rushes into the bottleneck, unceremoniously forming three lines and breaking the discipline established by the two lines. now everybody is running late for work.

one cigarette butt flicked anywhere but the wastebasket. one candy wrapper thrown away carelessly into the highway. then it’s a softdrink cup, next thing it’s a bag of fastfood refuse. then everybody complains about “the garbage problem”..

people cutting in line. not waiting for your turn on the videoke mic. you then find yourself in the emergency room getting treated for minor cuts or bruises. or a gunshot wound on the seat of your pants..

motorists cutting and weaving in traffic, when all they can get is the first spot in front of the next red light. that’s right. risking life and limb in traffic only avails you of maybe 30 seconds of lead time. not to mention risking the safety of your fellow motorists. asshole.

backstabbing in the workplace. gossiping. bringing people down. speculating and inventing stories about people you envy. galloping on your high horse. looking down on people you think are less important than you. treating simple people like shit because you have money or achieved a higher status.

most stupid people regard themselves highly.

the country’s problem may already be too big to handle or solve, but maybe if we can make little adjustments in ourselves, adhere to discipline and observe the most basic principles of human decency, be a better teacher to kids and our children, everyday shit may just become a whole lot tolerable.

sorry for that.

now for the hard-hitting news..

Jude Law must’ve never heard shaggy and rikrok, or saw eddie murphy’s RAW… three words, dude.. and check on the lower part of the page. malcolm is NINETEEN? and engaged? damn, i’m old..

well, yee-hah! i’ve got one hand on the rail, one foot poised to jump aboard the Maroon bandwagon. after having handed the beatdown by the maroons, the archers got upset again.. dindo got one over his older brother franz after just one season.. check out the leaderboard on the right. i may have to print that and have that framed with the caption “one moment in time..”.

check out spiderman’s facial hair, and stars getting irate (only generates hate…apl ). we all have bad days. like the one i’m having right now. buti na lang di ko itinuloy ang pag-aartista ko..

i’m going back to more whining and groaning.

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