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July 7th, 2005 by epoyz

hey! got this PipitNews exclusive, looks like there really is an uprising in the works. won’t hurt to be ready just in case, so i bought all the lucky me instant pansit canton hot chili flavor that i can get my hands on. seriously, be careful out there, be alert, eat your breakfast before going to work. if and when you notice unusual antique battle tank and tora tora activity on your way to work, don’t get stuck in the mrt or in edsa. at least get something out of your day, watch a movie or something. or pick up the kids and play video games with them. or meet up with your boo (yukk..) and spend the day together.. well, make sure everybody else in the fam is all right, ok?

seriously, i hope these “patriotic” military assholes properly organize their shit and avoid hurting anybody. i would hate extracting a bullet out of my ass-cheek because some incompetent old general didn’t think this through.

as if the pure joy of living in this country with all the stealing and screwing and fairy tale-selling isn’t enough (except for when every now and then a filipino or group of pinoys do something we can really be proud of, letting us forget all the sweet madness briefly…), somebody has to schedule the occasional power-grab attempt and muddle everyone else’s shit up.

saka alam naman nating lahat na matagal na kayong naglolokohan sa senado at kongreso, e.

kaya sarap maging tax evader, e. pag nakikita mong kinukuha tax mo sa payslip o kontrata mo, di ba mas sumasarap panoorin yung mga live na hearing sa senado? tanginanyo, soli nyo pera namin!! oops, sorry..pardon my french..

pwede bang ideretso ko na lang sa Caritas Manila yung ibabayad ko sa tax ko? o magpa-aral na lang tayo ng mga bata.. yung kurakot money ng mga politiko, kunin na lang nila sa mga korporasyon saka mga indirect taxes na kinukuha nila sa ‘tin.

saka gawing public record yung tax collection sa mga gaya nina lucio tan at henry sy!! di na naman sila mga ordinaryong mamamayan, di ba?

parang mas ok kasi na nakikita mo kung saan napupunta yung kaltas mo, di ba? matrabaho lang, pero mas masarap.. kasi dami na ngang naghihirap, ninanakawan pa e.. hello, garci? haler?

tingin nyo ba? makakapaghintay nga kaya si diether para kay kristine, na maiayos nila lahat ng priorities nila bago sila magkabalikan bilang mag-asawa? na when that time comes, di na nila kailangang maghiwalay pa ulit?

almost got around to watching that fantastic four movie this afternoon, but decided it’s not worth being late for our weekly basketball games. or is it? hmmm… will find out tomorrow. if it’s not, at least jessica alba will be ther– wait. she’s the invisible girl. DAMMIT!

saw on conan the guy who played reed richards, Ioan something-something, and found out that he had to mime most of his kissing scenes with j.a. because, well, she IS the invisible girl.. that surely blows, no?

must get this out of my chest: i really hate that war of the worlds outgrossed batman begins. it’s just visual effects in a story full of holes, headlined by a race of bumbling aliens of superb researching skillz with no organized plan of extermination… c’mon, man.

even i can plan an attack better than that. i did it properly with the cockroach infestation in my neighbor’s trash drum when i was a kid. even made two rings of kerosene round the drum’s perimeter before starting the party. burned the shit out of my eyebrows, though..

all those years observing the earth and they didn’t watch how vito and michael corleone used to do their thing in the godfather trilogy? synchronize your shit, man. the attack on independence day was way better executed. although there was also a glowing flaw in the plan there: if you can not cover the whole earth after an efficient surprise attack and leave them virtually helpless to force them to submission, do NOT attack yet. yes, if you are not thorough, there’s a great chance will smith or tom cruise will foil you. practice doing this properly in command & conquer first or warcraft or something. haste makes waste, yo.

it’s 2:30 in the morning as i’m wrapping this up. damn. i don’t have anything better to do with my time.

i find that doing this blog is sort of therapeutic, also a way to “talk” when i’m in the mood, to no one in particular, reaping all sorts of perks that do not normally come in a normal conversation: no awkward silences, no interruptions, you can talk about anything you want, pull off tangents, and you just feel that though no one is really listening, it feels good that you got some things off your chest.

so.

you can have the notifications turned off in your friendster homepage, so you don’t have to be alerted that “epoyz just updated his blog”. heehee. you don’t have to go through deleting the extra clutter in your inbox, or be tempted to read the recent “just-what-the-hell-is-he-rambling-on-about-now” post.

ok, if you got through my ranting, at least let me point you to a great mini-golf link. copy, paste and go:

http://www.gamesloth.com/play.php?game=extrememinigolf

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